Phig’s phavorite time of the year is almost here! College phootball season has returned! Well, in a couple of weeks. And that gives me time to review my phave teams and see if it should be another PHUN season, or a disappointing one.
I’m not sure why I love college phootball so much….may be the innocence of it and the true desire by all the players to win and make a name phor themselves to ensure a phuture in the Pros. My phave team is the FLORIDA GATORS, but I really like several teams in the SEC. Oh, that’s the Southeastern Conference phor you novices. The GATORS have not done much the past phew years so I’ve had to cheer phor my other phave teams like FLORIDA STATE, UNIV of MIAMI, GEORGIA and CLEMSON. Even tho I admire Nick Saban I can’t pull phor ALABAMA. But now if the TIDE is playing phor the Championship against the likes of Oklahoma, Michigan, Notre Dame or the team
“easiest to HATE”…OHIO STATE, then ROLL TIDE!
I have already had some enjoyment in watching URBAN LIER get suspended phor three games! Wish it was phor the season! Hopephully, the “PHUCKEYES”(excuse my Phrench) will lose at least one of the games he will miss. That should knock them out of a bid at the National Championship game come January. Then everyone and the “PHUCKEYE”(excuse me again) phaithphul can blame him!
Yes, I may sound PETTY, but I don’t care when it comes to my phootball and OHIO STATE! What was that score…..GATORS 41 PHUCKEYES(please excuse me)14? YES, that was it…..
It truly is my phavorite past time in liphe. Well, other than being with my kids or at a PUDDLES PITY PARTY show, which, BTW, he starts a tour of 40 shows around the country and Canada TONIGHT in Des Moines, IA. “BREAK A LEG” PUD! We’ll see him in St. Louis on the 10th of October!
Soon I will be spending my Sadderday afternoons and evenings splurging on my diet by eating a Subway sandwich or chicken wings phrom PUBLIX and washing it down with a cold beer while watching games! Once a week is OK!
Now I am REALLY PUMPED phor the start of the season! Thanks phor letting me share my phavorite past time with you. No, the NANCE does not like any sports so I “attend” the games by myselph. Unless BUBBA joins me…another GATOR phan.
I hope you have a great week!
GO GATORS!
PHIG
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